“Any shirt can be funny if it tries hard enough”
-Abraham Lincoln (probably)
This is Kelly.
Kelly is hot. Kelly is funny. Look at Kelly laughing in this picture. Did you know it was the shirt that made her laugh? No, you didn’t. You shirtist. You only think about yourself.
This is Zach.
Zach is in competition to be Wisecracking Blonde’s Okayest Fan. Meaning he watches/listens whenever he has literally nothing better to do and periodically likes the Wisecracking Blonde social media posts. He’s phoning in his fandom, and that’s okay.
Okayest, actually.
This is Christina.
Her eyes are up there. Somewhere. And to be honest, she would give the show 0 stars if she could. It reeks of desperation and broken dreams. And vanilla body spray. But it’s hard to tell if that makes it better or worse.
Want To Order A Shirt?
Of course you do! All t-shirts are made custom. The cost is $20 including shipping. Send your info including name, mailing address, size and design preference and someone will reach out to confirm details and take yo muhnayyy.